Misfits suck

Our team sucks balls! We are barley hanging on to that 4th spot and the Rampage or Spartans are easily going to roll by us. We can't score if our life depended on it, we can't get a huge save from our goalie when we need it and our bogus defense doesn't help the case either. To put add salt to the wound I'm the top 3 scorer for our team, me..... Terry Short the man who was considering retirement just 3 months ago is now top 3 on this team. To sum it all up there hasn't been a single positive to our whole season. We constantly blow leads, our defense doesn't know how to hold a hockey stick and we lead the league in taking stupid penalties. 


So yes Rampage and Spartans that 4th spot is available and it's waiting for you. Now come get it!


Yours sincerly, 

Terry Short